Mike Sharp.

Hearing the words elicits fear in all his enemies. This mild-mannered international studies student from northern Ohio battles the temptations of such evils as procrastination and ice cream every day. Occasionally our hero succumbs to the pressure, but evil's triumph only makes him stronger in future battles.

His other talents include complaining, poorly dressing, knowing all sorts of useless trivia (redundant, yes), writing awful bio pages, and self-deprecation.

Mike enjoys old time rock 'n' roll, alternative, and little else in the way of music. He will read any spy novel you hand him, as well as any non-fiction dealing with counterterrorism and enjoy it immensely.

Fast Facts:

• A soon to be 3rd year student at The Ohio State University
• Also a soon to be 1st year resident advisor at said university
• Has worked as an office assistant and served as secretary and senator of hall council
• Volunteers around campus when there's nothing else to do
• Minoring in popular culture studies for some reason
• Thinks "The Dark Knight" was pretty good but not best movie ever material
• Has to go to class now, see ya